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Karate Humor

March 26th, 2010

We often forget that the main reason we keep training is because it is actually a lot of fun. Here are some Karate one liners that I am sure we’ve all heard at one time or another, there’s a nugget of truth in each, but they’re good for a giggle! ;-)

1. “Pain is just weakness leaving the body!”
2. “C’mon you guys, my grandmother is faster than that!”
3. “Did you ever hear of the slowest gunfighter in the west?”
4. “The only privilege of being a black belt is wearing it!”

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